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Quotations from a SCAM letter sent by: “Lady Charlemagne”
“Mystic, Spiritualist, Life Reader
Communicator with Forces of Paranormal and Psychic Phenomenon
“I have magnificent, spectacular things to tell you. Block out everything but this letter. Take the time to sit down, right now, and to read this communication without interruption...for you may be on the verge of a major BREAK THROUGH with respect to your financial situation.
“LISTEN CAREFULLY TO MY WORDS. READ CAREFULLY. PUT YOUR TRUST IN THIS LETTER.
“First of all, First_Name, if you have skipped or rushed over what I have hand-written above, re-read it now. Then, continue immediately...for the destiny through which your life passes may soon be filled with prosperity and riches beyond your comprehension!!
“Understand clearly. What I want to see happen, concerning your life...is spectacular. This picture that I want to quickly “pull” into your future, overﬂowing with pending rewards and unprecedented comforts. Bursting with vast prospective amounts of money and waves of sudden prosperity — IT IS SENSATIONAL! Bringing you, in every which way, a world of extraordinary luxury and happiness... — if you could see the magnitude of everything that may soon be yours...you would be overwhelmed with joy and intense excitement.”
“Listen carefully. Let me slow down, back up, and tell you everything...
“My name is Lady Charlemagne, and I am a paramystic. A Visionary. A spiritual communicator and Star Reader.
“I am a true Prophetess, my dear friend. Blessed from birth with an inherent power, a special ability of deep clairvoyance and revelation.
“It is through my eyes, my senses — through the streams of awareness that pass through me — mysterious, beautiful, charged with invisible energies and inﬂuences. My world is a place of vivid premonition. Of heightened insight and prophecy. And of incredible connection with universal forces.
“I am able, somehow, to see into other dimensions...”
“AMAZING!!! RIGHT NOW! BURSTING FORTH...THIS PICTURE I AM GETTING IS EXTRAORDINARY! How I am being led to dictate these words directly to you. How at this very minute, this very second, there is almost not enough I can do for you. (I MEAN THIS!!)...”Back to top
“THIS IS WHAT I DO, DEAR FRIEND. THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENS...
“Look. Listen to me. I have come today to guide you to the emergence of an exhilarating new life. To a life of liberation and prosperity and reward that may very well be, in EVERY way...far FAR beyond any measure of success or dream that you have ever...dared...fathom...possible. (Just wait...you’ll see!)
“What I am saying is more than mere words...”
“Please understand. This letter is no accident...you to follow my instructions, at once...doing exactly as I ask of you. Exactly as you must do for me...immediately!!”
“VERY IMPORTANT!! The banknote I have placed in this letter is REAL! But PLEASE — do not try to interpret it’s meaning. Do not attempt to analyze it, or to somehow “ rationalize” from its origin and denomination value what it may mean. I stress this to you...DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BE A PSEUDO-PSYCHIC! Any amateur reading or judgement on your part would be of no service to you whatsoever.”
“What you must ACCEPT without condition is this: That I, Lady Charlemagne, am a possessory of immense powers. That I am able — through certain rituals, connecting me, in deep paramystic[sic] union with universal forces...to “see” what looms ahead. To pull incredible episodes of achievement into one's life-path. And to deliver on every reward and breakthrough that may already be lining up and ready to ignite your life within just days...blessing you with levels of prosperity and enrichment that are beyond your belief.
“I am prepared to finalize your Guidance immediateiy...to map out everything for you in beautiful detail... A life of immeasurable success, personal gain and happiness.) THIS IS PHENOMENAL!!!”Back to top
“One, you must return to me the Banknote...
“Second, you must complete the personalized “Prosperity Forecast” I have prepared for you below. You must complete this form fully. Quickly. Without delay, First_Name.
“I must receive these two enclosures back from you so I can manifest my deepest powers of vision and clairvoyance on your behalf...touching upon the energies and vibrations I will draw from your Banknote...
“I swear to you First_Name, this connection today is part of an overall picture of deliverance for you...a picture of destiny inheritances which may be more bountiful than you can imagine. Even more so than I can describe...Which is why I compel you, right now, to do what you must do — to listen to your heart...and to get back to me immediately...Make this your number one priority, your sole purpose right now. I promise you, I will not let you down!”
“I am sincerely and forever yours,
“First_Name, please do not let anyone except you handle the form below. Take proper care in ensuring this!!
“Confidential Association: Privileged Psychic Relationship Only
“Between Lady Charlemagne and The Individual Contacted Below
“I want to collect on every reward forthcoming in my Life-Destiny; I want to capture every fortune and every special blessing that may soon bring me a spectacular life of prosperity, personal enrichment, success and comfort.
“With respect to every possible Breakthrough titling up for me — in terms of sudden MONEY, CASH WEALTH and genuine financial security, personal luxuries, beautiful possessions, the freedom to live exactly as I desire, contentment and happiness from within, plus emotional fulfillment in every corner of my life. I am entrusting you, Lady Charlemagne, to manifest your deepest Vision and to draw upon your vast powers of clairvoyance so that my future may be illuminated in every way possible.
“I have enclosed the fee of $20.00 in complete payment for everything you are going to do for me. For mapping out all of the spectacular Success-opportunities ahead, and for RUSHING this Prosperity Forecast to me so that I will be prepared for every brilliant event pending and enabling me to live-out the realization of my most heart-filled wishes and dreams.Back to top
“Yes, I have enclosed the required fee of $20.00 payable to: ‘Lady Charlemagne’
“(Indicate payment preference): Cash Check Money Order”